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Cam Newton

IF CAM NEWTON GONNA PROPOSE HOMIE I'LL TAKE THE JEWELZ
Me, Kelsey, over Cam Newton. He be like damn yeah I'm ready to get squirted on.
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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michael newton

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"
by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022
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Isaac Newton

Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.
“That guy inside that other guy packing fudge over there looks like a giant Isaac Newton”
by Jafleur December 30, 2022
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A Newton

An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.

Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.
Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!

Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.
by Thatboinona December 29, 2023
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puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.
by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024
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Deadly Newton

A self-defense technique; the act of gripping an opponent’s throat with two fingers positioned just below the Adam’s apple and applying focused, controlled pressure, intended to induce immediate physical shock, momentary disorientation, or temporary incapacitation; typically described as most effective when executed swiftly and in coordination with additional pressure-point techniques.

The name Deadly Newton is derived from a play on words connecting the throat’s “Adam’s apple” with the famous story of Isaac Newton and the falling apple. Just as the apple is said to have struck Newton and inspired his thoughts on force and gravity, the technique centers on applying sudden, focused force near the Adam’s apple. The “Newton” portion references both the historical figure and the scientific unit of force named after him, while “deadly” emphasizes the intense and potentially dangerous nature of the maneuver.
In the heat of the confrontation, he used a Deadly Newton to startle his attacker long enough to break free and escape.
by The Undercover Apple Man February 24, 2026
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Brett newton

Bus Driver who cannot run to on-time schedule who is always rude and never on time
Brett newton is a rude Bus Driver

Newcastle transport he works for
by He06$111929 December 30, 2024
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