mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018

Mustard Flick

When someone with very yellow semen ejaculates onto your face

Dude I got Mustard Flicked by Daniel the other day...

by DANK YAMS March 23, 2023

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018

Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.

Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.

by Little Jonn August 20, 2024

Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.

“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick”

by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

MUSTARD RING

When one pulls his junk out of a woman/man’s butt and there is a mustard like substance around the shaft

LEON STUCK HIS JUNK IN LAURENS BUMSKY AND IMMEDIATELY SMELLED A RIPE SMELL. UPON PULLING HIS JUNK OUT OF LAUREN’S BUMSKY HE NOTICED HE’D BEEN MUSTARD RINGED

by Matt musclcraig December 16, 2025