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Muntart

someone who is both a munter and a tart!!
look at that ugly over there with her baps out!! what a muntart she is!
by anon1982 December 27, 2006
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Muntard

A cross between

'munt' and 'retard'

used as an DESCRIPTION of a person when something happens to make them look both ugly and stupid.

NOTE: This is not a gratuitous offence towards people that look different and are mentally deficient, this is ONLY applicable in it's serious sense to people that look ugly due to their own fault ie. ridiculous make up, smearing poo on their head, etc and when they are otherwise intelligent but make a cock up 'wheres my hat' - he asks holding it in his hand.
A man falls in monkey wee because he was showing off, trying to do ballet.

he is now covered in monkey wee and thus looks munting and the ballet was stupid.

Therefore, HE IS A MUNTARD

It was a MUNTARDED thing to do
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade December 25, 2009
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Manterrupting

A stupid word feminist made to accuse men of doing something wrong and ignoring the fact that the man "manterrupted" her to stop all the bullshit she was saying
Feminist: The wage gap does exis-

Man: No it does not, the reason why some men get paid more is that they work more hours, ask more promotions or raises, or just work a different job. The reason why men get paid more is that men work more. You aren't going to get paid less because you're a woman, that's just bullshit. It has nothing to do with discrimination.

Feminist: Stop manterrupting me!
by Definewordsplz13 July 14, 2019
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Munted

Verb. To be/get munted.
Refers to the state of intoxication through either alcohol or other substances to the extent that you can no longer walk and all bodily functionality is lost.
"let us all get munted" -Nelson Mandela president of the United States of Africa 44BC- 1982
by Daonebest November 28, 2020
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Munger

A term used to describe a person who frequents the popular sci-fi social deduction game "Among Us", developed by Innersloth and released in 2018.
Man, the kids these days are all mungers, am I right?
by balrux July 1, 2023
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Spit Munger

by ToxicFlange September 5, 2013
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munster

The act of hiding something in the rectum (or vagina) for the purpose of smuggling or concealing from authorities.
"Oh shit, here comes a cop! Where's that pot I gave you?"
"Don't worry dude, I munstered it."
by Mixmaster MG July 20, 2006
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