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Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
by Grinder100 October 12, 2009
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muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.
Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!
by ThaRealRickJames July 25, 2008
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Muff Bang Bar

Another name for the Mustang Bar, Perth, Western Australia. Lot's of booze hags frequent this place that are well and truly up for it. A favorite among single males. No need for chat up lines these bitches are hangin for a root. They may be ugly and fat at times, but as they say, "the bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin".
Fellas, lets go down the Muff Bang bar and pick up some ho's.
by rwwwrwrw April 4, 2005
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muff puff

An odor eliminating device used mainly for marijuana smoke consisting of an open-ended listerine bottle stuffed with dryer sheets and various accessories.
Dude, I took a HUGE hit and coughed all the smoke into the muff puff so it wouldn't smell like smoke in my room.
by Steve D . November 12, 2007
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Disco Muff

When a girl has such a hairy vagine, you'd swear your taking a trip back in time to the 70's.
The point where you can't see her vagina is a disco muff.
by Mike DesRock December 9, 2008
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muff cabbage

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muff digger

'muff' being another word for vagina.
one who inserts fingers into the vagina, or 'muff' if you will; and therefore is digging a muff.
"'ow woz all da muff digging ya muff digger?"
"how was all that vagina digging, you vagina digger?"
by nizzle lizzle July 19, 2004
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