muddy river bridge

The space between a girls vagina and her asshole. Aka Fotch, Gootch, Perineum, Taint

I just finished jogging and my muddy river bridge is all sweaty.

by Zero September 19, 2003

drinking muddy water

An expression used when someone is in a bad mood. Similar to "waking up on the wrong side of the bed".

Friend: "Ugh! I'm so fed up with everything!"
Me: "Looks like someone's been drinking muddy water.."

by justanaveragecarrot September 19, 2022

Muddy duck fart

A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.

That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.

by Moors1981 May 23, 2018

muddy dirt road

poopie hole sex

I took my pee pee and traveled up her muddy dirt road

by erinbeckytra April 26, 2003

muddy t-bar

Refering to any person who is in a bad mood. An updated verson of the phrase "poopy pants". Muddy t-bar refers to some one who has shat their g-string and it has started to boil over.

I am sick of these damn auto mechanics, they all have muddy t-bar's.

Don't worry about him, he's just sporting a muddy t-bar.

by Swizzle stick February 3, 2007

muddy muff muncher

one that eats out a hary mans anus

that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me

by cheese72 June 5, 2011

muddy Texas winged prodding

dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.

Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018