Mount Vernon Barbell water 

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

Mount Vernon Barbell water by Hermankey December 12, 2022

Mount McKinley 

The huge pyramid shaped pile of shit inside of a portable outhouse.

Dude did you see the size of the mount McKinley in that outhouse?

Mount McKinley by Stewie Wammerton December 17, 2022

Mount Gambier High School 

a place where a dude ate a bees nest (see reviews for Mount Gambier High School for context)

Person 1: What high school do you go to?
Person 2: Mount Gambier High School
Person 1: L

Mount Gambier High School by Donq H June 19, 2023

Mount Greylock Regional 

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.

Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.

Mount Greylock Regional by non-sugarcoated speaker December 7, 2023

Mount Greylock Regional 

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.

Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.

Mount Greylock Regional by non-sugarcoated speaker December 7, 2023

Mount Greylock Regional 

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.

Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.

Mount Greylock Regional by non-sugarcoated speaker December 7, 2023

Mount Dewm 

Mount Dewm is a mountain in a weird version of Mordor that has Mountain Dew instead of lava.

Mount Dewm is the source of Sauron’s Mountain Dew monopoly.

Mount Dewm by Ronnoc Yadim January 2, 2024