One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
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"Hey bitch, fancy another anal probe? Oh shit, what a horror, my cock's gone down worse than the titanic, what a waste of my morning former glory"
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When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.
Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”
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Get the morbidly obese mug.Morinsola means 'I walk into wealth.' Morinsola, Morin for short, is a female who is easily the most beautiful person in the room.
She is always calm, collected, organized and persistent.
She is wise with money and deliberate in all her efforts.
She is an ardent reader and writer.
She has a heart filled with warmness and always looks at the world with open, inquisitive, yet observant eyes.
Morinsola enjoys taking her time with long walks, deep breaths and eating good food.
She is always calm, collected, organized and persistent.
She is wise with money and deliberate in all her efforts.
She is an ardent reader and writer.
She has a heart filled with warmness and always looks at the world with open, inquisitive, yet observant eyes.
Morinsola enjoys taking her time with long walks, deep breaths and eating good food.
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