Monte Kano

Gets easily frustraded and inpatient.
Really cool and hawt!
Gets VERY annoyed with smart asses and doesn't like assholes.

<%Monte_Kano> ...
* %Monte_Kano feels like jumping off a cliff
* @Numerical saves Monte_Kano
<%Monte_Kano> ok

by Monte_Kano September 11, 2004

Monte Lickey

Monte Lickey is usually the redneck/hillbilly way of saying Malt Liqour. Such as a 40oz.

Ey, bubba, you wanna get me some monte lickey?

by Bakerboy282004 August 22, 2011

montesquieu

The answer to all your questions. When in doubt say MONTESQUIEU!! As loud as possible. Also a French expert in the sexual field.

Montesquieu!!!! Oh Montesquieuuu

by soybienmamon June 27, 2014

monteza

A person who thinks that they are the best at everything. They name other’s flaws when they have many. You don’t wanna be this person.

Stop being such a monteza, its very annoying.

by Hellichopter324 May 23, 2018

Monteiro

The best family out errrreee

Did you go to the Monteiro motive it BANGED

by mont April 11, 2021

montgomery de la cruz

A weirdo bully with internalized homophobia who sticks broomsticks up peoples asscracks

Person 1: "Omg stop bullying me emily"
Person 2: "If you knew montgomery de la cruz you wouldn't say that"
Person 1: "Why??"
Person 2: "Has emily ever stuck a broom up your ass?"
Person 1: "No"
Person 2: "there ya go"

by buzzlightyearsasscum May 23, 2021

Matteo Montesi

A famous Italian preacher
he talks about God and the end of the world
associating stories from the bible with conspiracy theories
he claims that God, angels and demons are aliens who live in spaceships known as "Glorie"
that repitlians exist and are clones of fallen angels
and that Jesus is our solar system's sun

Matteo Montesi is sooooo weird!

by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor September 22, 2018