Mom: stop using your phone
*literally using phone 24/7*
Mom: stop calling your friends
*calls friend for 2 hours*
Mom: don’t stay up so late
*stays up ‘til 5am*
Mom: go wash the dishes
Kiddo: I’ll do it later
Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
*literally
talking back and also that’s how a
conversation works*
Alternate ending:
Mom: don’t give me that attitude
*literally giving “that attitude”