Moist Lap Dance

While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.

Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!

by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009

Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy

A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that

dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)

by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021

Get your eyebrows moist

To wetten ones eyebrows.

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".

by Eyebrow January 13, 2014

moistee

A younger sexually active female teenager who is always "up for it"

"see that girl over there?"

"yeah, what a moistee!!!"

by Richard777 October 21, 2008

Moistees

noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.

Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.

Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?

Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.

by Not Jordan and Brandon May 7, 2009

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"

"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."

by Blagnarth January 19, 2017