Caucasian milkshake

you insert you penis inside her tight sweet walls while she is in the position of doggy style. You than pull her hair while her eyes is rolling back and you began giving long and hard strokes. When she says she's cumming you than grab your pint carton of milk and beat her in the head with it which will cause her to get more aroused. You than take your penis out and insert it in her butt hole you than squirt your dick cheese in her which will cause her to melt like butter. You do all this while beating her in the fucking head with a pint of milk.

Fuck lemme get my pint of milk so we can get this Caucasian milkshake ready!

by Szrp booty July 16, 2017

norwegian milkshake

The act of having sex with a girl with a large pimple on her vagina and popping it,causing her pus to mix with your semen. then giving her oral.

I gave a girl a norwegian milkshake last night. It tasted gross

by piggyninjas August 3, 2012

fish milkshake

an early 'engineered' functional food, product of the Captain Curd Company ... Wollongong, Australia (c. 1974)

research continues at the University of Wollongong

Fish Milkshake, Why don't you try the new taste sensation plucked from King Neptune's depths and brimming with bovine goodness? When you wake up in the morning feeling RS, come on down to the canteen and try the marine flavoured dairy product, Captain Curd's Fish Milkshakes. Remember Curd's rhymes with Birds.

by bogun5000 March 4, 2011

Brazilian Milkshake

when a man mixes semen and ice in a blender then pours it over his own body. then a naked woman licks it off in the midst of having sexual intercourse.

"man that was a cold brazilian milkshake i made for her last night."

by foxbox31 January 13, 2010

Missouri Milkshake

The act of diarrheaing in someones mouth and making the gargle it.

John totally gave me the Missouri Milkshake last weekend, I especially liked swallowing his poop at the end when it was all churned up by my throat

by SexMachine69 March 14, 2008

Maryland Milkshake

Taking a large glass and filling it with a mixture of shit and semen, usually topped off with whipped cream and a cherry. Serve chilled.

Ayo nigga i swapped JaSean's Wendy's Frosty with a Maryland milkshake and he threw up all over my new Bathin Apes.

by Ardin94 March 20, 2009

sloppy milkshake

when a breastfeeding woman shimmies her bosom to a hip-hop song and milk comes out!!

"hey, why are you danc- what the whom? what's on your shirt?? is that... milk?"
"oh, my god i'm so embarrassed."
"that was a straight up sloppy milkshake."

by laura margaret lehman distel June 20, 2008