Midget Pimp

A person who pimps out little people prostitutes exclusively.

With the large demand for sexy little people, the midget pimp's business was booming. pimpmidgetlittle people

by Leah Bo Beah May 25, 2011

Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018

Midget pack

A pack of low quality USA mint cigarettes that are small in size

“Yo bossman can you grab me a pack of USA mints”

“Yeah I’ll get you that midget pack”

by Myleftlegstoppedworking July 6, 2021

Mental midget

Small minded person. Psycho. Stalker.

Stacy Kendell is a mental midget.

by BossBitch79 December 1, 2019

wingy midget

a exceptional small being who like the occasional winge and foot stomping.

person one: i don't want to go to sizzler!
person two: stop being a wingy midget!!

by yourmother826t874 October 27, 2008

Midget Cubed

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

by Barry June 4, 2004

punching the midget

the act of masturbation in an extreme form

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget

by jimi December 5, 2004