Maya itself is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is indescribable. She is the funniest, coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. If you ever have the chance to cross paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. At this point we should just give all of our money to her because she is so great. We must bow down and worship the god, Maya Baruch.
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
Get the Maya Baruch mug.Maya is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself crossing paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. The all knowing, hilarious, and fearless Maya deserves a noble prize for simply existing. At this point we should just give all our money to her. Why do we even have other religions? We should all just worship our god, Maya Baruch. <3
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
Get the Maya Baruch mug.Maya: minding her own business in her room
Lena: runs into Maya’s room and starts dancing in the mirror
Maya: “LENA please could you come out’
Lena: “NO you can share this mirror with me, mum even said”
Maya: “well then I’ll go use your mirror then”
Lena: “sure yours is better anyways”
Maya: grabs lena, walks to her foot, throws her out, and shuts the door behind her
Maya: “finally done”
Lena: “MUMM DADDD” *cries*
Lena: runs into Maya’s room and starts dancing in the mirror
Maya: “LENA please could you come out’
Lena: “NO you can share this mirror with me, mum even said”
Maya: “well then I’ll go use your mirror then”
Lena: “sure yours is better anyways”
Maya: grabs lena, walks to her foot, throws her out, and shuts the door behind her
Maya: “finally done”
Lena: “MUMM DADDD” *cries*
to say it simply, Lena is in love with Maya’s mirror, Maya and Lena are just both pathetic (mostly lena)
by hxhsks June 30, 2021
Get the Maya and Lena mug.by certifiedluvergirl November 23, 2021
Get the maya mug.An aries w a phat ego but stays humble, she also sexy asf and got bunda. People on their knees for her but she only wants this one guy
mandem 1: yo that maya ting a bad b
yt bitch: no don’t fw her she’s an aries
mandem 1: shut up jealous bitch
mandem 2: yh she bad might have to move to her styll
mandem 1: *kisses teeth* move man i saw her first
maya: *rejects them both*
mandem 1 and 2: *gets on knees and begs w the other mandem*
yt bitch: no don’t fw her she’s an aries
mandem 1: shut up jealous bitch
mandem 2: yh she bad might have to move to her styll
mandem 1: *kisses teeth* move man i saw her first
maya: *rejects them both*
mandem 1 and 2: *gets on knees and begs w the other mandem*
by thistherealmeaning November 24, 2021
Get the maya mug.Maya kumana is the type of girl who love being the friendship groups therapist. she never speaks about herself and her own love life.
she had an obsession with ginger boys in the past but now she just loves ardee's wood. she is very musical and has the heart of killer whale. she also has a secret obsession with Diet Coke and has the funniest crease of all time. she's a fighter and has a masculine energy around her that intimidates other boys.
she had an obsession with ginger boys in the past but now she just loves ardee's wood. she is very musical and has the heart of killer whale. she also has a secret obsession with Diet Coke and has the funniest crease of all time. she's a fighter and has a masculine energy around her that intimidates other boys.
by harry6249 November 24, 2021
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