SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA

OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020

ashley....maximoff

in the apocalypse rn, bestie that posts make my day sometimes, always sends me tiktoks and i love it, most elite baka out there.

my username is similar to ashley....maximoff hehe.

by goo goo ga ga May 29, 2021

amelia_maximoff

Coolest person in the planet

Dude do you follow Amelia_maximoff
No should I?
Yes they are the best person in the world

by customwoodburningnails23 July 11, 2021

Rektus Maximus

Ancient Romanian general, who showed his dominance to their foes by holding his bottom on their face.

That Rektus Maximus surely was one badass mf.

by Teszkóman June 25, 2022

Peter Maximoff

The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!

Girl: Omg Peter Maximoff is so hot 🥵

Boy(me) : SHUT UP HES MY HUSBAND 🤬

by Gay_simps4peters February 3, 2023

dirty Maxine

The dirty Maxine is when a woman necks a beer, smashes a siggy with her arsehole whole getting railed and then when she’s finished, butts the sig out in the males jap eye.

I took an alpha male home last night and gave him the dirty Maxine, to show him who is boss. :)

by D—Dogg March 10, 2023

Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak

1. my name

2. stfu
3. Osama is alive

Person1: Hey Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak! ur name is like Thomas the Train!
Me: Stfu nigga. *pulls out the glock and shoots down the block*

by Revveio May 6, 2023