luke

Luke is a follower he will stand next to the fire when it is not on. Luke would usually have glasses and wear old baggy clothes he is a short skinny guy. You can usually convince Luke to buy you any thing you want or like.Luke is usually a bad cook and he will watch you get dressed and sleep and even eat.

Luke is a one of a kind guy

by kenny and joey October 14, 2011

Luke

An absolute fucking retard

See that mentally challenged retard over there, his name is Luke

by Lord mammoth cock August 17, 2018

Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.

'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'

by Headofenglish December 30, 2019

Luke

A dude that looks like Post Malone. He often exaggerates the truth but never lies, he doesn't care enough to.

Person A: "Luke is a chill guy."

Person B: "Who's Luke?"

by frickmynameisnterika February 26, 2019

Luke

A absolute sex god that you can beat your meat so fucking hard that your leg will be num and can make girls squirt without trying. A happy lad with a huge dick

Logan and Luke are sooo good in bed

by Loganluke November 14, 2017

Luke

Comes from Latin toot meaning “light” he is awesome!

Luke is my light in the darkness!😍

by The know it all!! June 19, 2018

Luke

Luke is a loveable and caring person. He is sweet, funny, cute, and weird. He is so amazing and perfect. He isnt really himself when you first meet him but after you start to know him he is everything you could ask for. Lukes are very supportive to people and are very understanding. His smile is so adorable and he is the funniest. He is always there for you when you need him and he goes out of his way to see you happy. He is happy to make you smile and laugh. He loves holding your hand and being with you and having his arms around you. Lukes love to give you soft kisses and make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. If you have a luke you are very lucky maybe even be the luckiest person. They make great friends and boyfriends.

Luke is so amazing and i love him so much

by Scarlet.lane1 November 27, 2018