too logical

A useful response for getting out of a situation where someone mentions something obvious you hadn't thought of.

Mike: Come on bro, just pick one. Hawaiian or Supreme. It's not hard. They're waiting for our order.
Ryan: Why don't we just buy two medium pizzas and get both?
Mike: ... too logical, mate.

by c-drinkwater December 10, 2011

Hammer Logic

The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.

Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.

Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>

What happened to the end if this screwdriver?

Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.

by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010

Beck logic

When a boss, coach, ecclesiastical leader, or any other person to whom you may fall subordinate to requires anyone, including his/herself, to perform a task in high aspirations for greatness, just to have it backfire in the end for great injury and embarrassment.

Tony: Coach said if we run 5 miles everyday we would be national champs! Now the whole team's got runner's knee and can't hoop!

Charles: That's some Beck logic fo' ya.

by Albert Kaida August 14, 2014

Wit-logic

1:Foolish or meaningless words or actions. 2:Things of no importance or value.3:Lacking knowledge.4:resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence.5:showing or resulting from dullness of mind.6:Offensively exaggerating one's own inportance.7:Lacking the power of speech.

Your speaking wit-logic Thats wit-logic

by south st. April 20, 2009

Logical Atheist

A Logical Atheist is a person that states there is insufficient evidence to state that no god(s) exist or that they do not believe a god(s) exist. Instead the Logical Atheist simply says, "There isn't enough evidence to support or deny the existence of a god(s)."
A Logical Atheist is neither a Negative Atheist nor a Positive Atheist.

I cannot claim there is no god and I cannot claim to believe in a god because I haven't seen any evidence from either proposition. I am therefore, an Logical Atheist.

by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019

Guy logic

guys think that they can walk allll over us girls, therefore, they can't because we won't let them do anything of the sort because we are mean mother fuckrs!!

guy: hey, i know we just met, but......i really like you, wanna go out? *guy accutaly think that they want us*
girl: hellllll no!!!!! i don't want your guy logic on me!!!
guy:................what? *how did she know!!!*

by little lover21 December 10, 2013

logical positivism

1.n. A proposed cure for the illness known as philosophy (love of sofas), which sadly proved nothing but a palliative by presupposing the definitions of the very processes it set out to define.

The proponents of logical positivism had a jolly good time taking turns reading Hegel at parties and cracking up hysterically.

by Inna G. May 21, 2006