Sexy lemon

A sexy lesbian

WOW. Leah is such a sexy lemon.

by Awkwardblue666 June 7, 2017

Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.

"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"

by An actual person July 12, 2017

smelly lemon

A sexual act in which one inserts a lemon into their asshole before sexual intercourse. After sex, the lemon is taken out and eaten by the other participant.

Hey baby, want to do the smelly lemon with me tonight?

by Smelly lemonader December 10, 2017

Greasy Lemon

Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice

Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.

by The real Mr.Awesome October 26, 2019

National Lemon Sadness Day

National Lemon Sadness Day is on November 9th in which it is celebrated by preparing a beverage that includes the following ingredients:
> a cup of lukewarm water
> two lemon slices
> four packets of artificial or real sugar
> a coffee stir stick
Drinking this magnificent beverage will grant you at least three minutes of unstoppable sadness to just calm down and think about life, with that relaxing moment not taking long you can still get right back to your daily life like it hadn't happened.

Nick: Oh boy I cant wait for November 9th
Andrew: What’s so special about November 9th
Nick: it’s national lemon sadness day
Andrew: Oh right I forgot about that

by Melon Sliced November 2, 2020

selena_lemon

my friend who always post random things it is in so much fandoms and they love marcy joke ovy/j and she is very cool

selena_lemon told me to eat and drink

by imeveryonesmoots July 9, 2021

angry lemon

Moriah Elizabeth angry lemon

He’s an angry lemon

by valeriiiiie December 17, 2021