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flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late] 

The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
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jubi-fucking-late 

A modern and offensive twist on the word 'jubilate'.

Used in situations of overwhelming joy, in which swearing is essential to convey the extent of the emotion.
"Just got my test results back and I don't have AIDS! JUBI-FUCKING-LATE!"
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Is it too late to do laundry

is it? its 2 o'clock in the mourning
its 2 in the mourning , is it too late to do laundry?

up and late 

When you wake up and you're late for work.
Being up and late is normal.

First love/ late spring 

a great song to cry to. by japaanese americam singer mitski from the album (bury me at malkeeout creeek
I just cried for 3 hours over nothing but on the plus side I was listening to first love/ late spring.

the late 

Used when referring to a deceased individual, often when showing respect.
The Foo Fighters song "Everlong" is most likely about the late Kurt Kobain, who is known to have many drug addictions.
the late by Reidlos February 9, 2009

unfashionably late

Derived from fashionably late.
To be unfashionably late is to have missed, and gone over the time period (between 5-15 minutes) where you are fashionably late. While being fashionably late is recognized by the host(s), being unfashionably late makes you seem rude.
"Tom was unfashionably late for my party, what a dick"