Bed Lasagne

Sexy times

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.

by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023

Love Lasagne

Where a man and woman both eat bad food to instigate diarrhoea. They both shit in the same toilet, she the squeezes her period blood on top and finally finished with the man cumming on to the very top.

Ahh mate, last night we made a saucy love lasagne.

by DontBotherAsking May 26, 2023

Pink lasagna

lasagna is pink

fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"

by SAY WHAAAT??? August 26, 2023

Chest Lasagna

The frontal upper torso of a homosapien topped with lasagna. Chest lasagna is often served with a side salad and your choice of dressing.

Corrie: I want some chest lasagna.
Ashley: Yo this message out of context is crazy.
Corrie: Context is for normies.
Ashley: Also I as well am game for some chest lasagna.

by inneedofspoons November 25, 2023

enemy lasagna

Woooooord disassociation

Enemy lasagna

Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua
Accompany slacks

by Commander Cat July 19, 2024

Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024

toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.

After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.

by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025