brandon keller

gay likes boys

see that kid brandon keller, i think he likes boys

by crazy boy 33 May 14, 2015

helen keller

this is for gay men. you cum in both his ears and eyes so he is blind and deaf

chris boudion and joseph forasepi are gay and chris fucks him in the ass and pulls out and nuts in his ears and eyes making him like helen keller.

by richard n clay & Jacob & kyle April 6, 2007

Kyler

Fat cunt, usually does nothing but annoys everyone in his vicinity. Leave it to kyler to make you wanna finally take that double barrel out of your closet.

Damn, Kyler is a fat cunt!

by Jesuschristourlordandsaviour69 November 27, 2018

Kyler

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. Constantly is chewing and using the phrase “yeah buddy.” Has no future and might die before he reaches college.

Man he’s turning into a real Kyler.

by supersoaker1000 December 11, 2017

The Helen Keller

The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.

I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.

by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010

Helen Keller Dees Nuts

This maneuver is an add on to the "dees nuts" phenomenon. Basically, you fool the victim into gazing at your genitalia without saying a word. You may point at the sack area, or find some way to draw attention to the sack area to invoke the Helen Keller Dees Nuts.

Example 1
Guy 1: Ah dude check this out!! (while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

Example 2
Guy 1: OUCH!!!!(falling down while pointing at his nutsack)

Guy 2: (caught glancing at guy 1's nuts) Dang you just Helen Keller dees nuts'd me!!!

by dosisthecollestbandever February 5, 2010

Keyser

Slang for being the most worthless piece of shit imaginable. This type of person couldn’t do less work if they were in a fucking coma. Complains constantly about simple tasks.

That guy hasn’t done shit at work all . All he does is bitch. Man he’s a real Keyser.

by Camo cocked cowboy November 18, 2017