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keyboard

I typed penis on a keyboard
by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020
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rainbow light up keyboard

"an over priced keyboard that pro gamers use"
"his names silly salmon and he a rainbow light up keyboard"
by purpelbananaa October 12, 2020
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Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
by quitterwin September 19, 2012
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Keyboard Operator

Someone who's Job involves solely pushing buttons on a Keyboard.
'Hanif has been promoted to a grade two Keyboard Operator'
by Andos29 October 22, 2013
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Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.
"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
by seax February 28, 2012
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Keyboard Raver

Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.

They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.

They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!
by raver1 May 29, 2012
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dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.
guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards
by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012
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