Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 04, 2023
When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
by JPG370 February 02, 2016
when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere
by balsamic vin May 02, 2021
The act of masterbating into a COVID mask and putting in on a bearded man's face, thus letting the discharge ooze into the man's facial hair.
by MorgBorg February 11, 2024
I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.
by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024
The geographical center of the United States. Approximately 206 individuals live here. Located 2.6 miles away is a dedicated memorial with a small chapel and free souvenirs.
by Sam Eugene June 25, 2017
by Daman103747 July 01, 2018