Jordan

A cum guzzling gay guy who likes a lot of men and is never gonna get anything though

dude did you see that guy? he was such a Jordan with his rainbow shirt.

by KKKfolife December 9, 2010

jordan

adj. To prolong something longer than is strictly necessary. Derived from author Robert Jordan and his Jordanesque series of books, The Wheel of Time.

She was on the phone a Jordanesque amount of time , He Jordanized that book report.

by Michael MJ Wilson October 29, 2007

Jordan

A young English boy who has an unhealthy obsession with anime and all things Japanese-related. He also has the tendency to ramble on about useless things that no one cares about. He also has an obsession with discussing his school work.

"Omg did u see the new episode of pokemon its awesome!! OMG and in school today we had such a hard test!!"

"Dude you're SUCH a Jordan."

by ModeSofa June 14, 2009

Jordan

A skanky ugly hoe.She spreads her legs for every guy that comes along and she's fat.Everything about her is ugly,personality and looks.She likes guys that are losers and still spreads her legs for them.

Jordan Smith is an ugly little bitch and a cunt.She's nothing but a whore and is cheap.You can buy sex from Jordan Smith because she's a loser and would do something like that,seeing how much of a filthy hoe bag Jordan Smith is she'd probably give it up for free.But be careful she probably has STDS.

by Drill Sgt. Smalls July 24, 2012

Jordan

A skinny but hot girl who is somewhat prude. this girl tends to be friends with a cow. this cow tends to follow laxbros with flow. she is a spoiled girl whos dad is very funny.

Your friend is such a Jordan!!

by jimmyshimmylimmy34989 December 26, 2010

Jordan

A MASSIVE amount of hair on the face, unbelieveable!

Did you just see how much Jordan that guy had on his face!

by El123 October 22, 2008

Jordan

A giant twat bag, the one no-one wants to be mates with as they smell like dog shit, look like something a baby just puked, and dresses like a five year old. Tends to stay in a lot playing video games.

Had sex with one girl and turned her lesbian.

Person 1: That person is such a Jordan.
Person 2: AHHH MY EYESSSSSS

Jordan: Hey
Someone else: *holds breath and backs away*

by ILikeCatsAlot December 29, 2010