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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!
by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010
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Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet
OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan
by Straight Lord January 29, 2019
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Jonathan chatin

So my neighbor is this big emo faggot and his name needs to be on urban dictionary. The definition is an emo who can’t afford goth attire so their entire outfit is hand me downs.
God that homeless person is such a Jonathan chatin.
by Dragonpug1 January 31, 2019
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Jonathan Divers

Also Known as pills, jonathan divers is a man with the biggest gyat in bgs
by Haywardlover101 August 23, 2023
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Jonathan mancha

a stupid dumbass and sometimes a buttfuck. thinks hes better than every won and SHORT! you should trust me and if your freands with this person you will be losing brain cells.
karen"have you met Jonathan" becky "ya hes a spik 409 you know " Jonathan mancha is a person. that should not be liked and should be rejected at all costs
by kingmasonk January 31, 2020
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Jonathan CLNT

The BEST YouTuber EVER! If you don’t know who he is, I didn't raise you right :)
(His videos are in French)
Omg is this Jonathan CLNT?!?!? I like his videos soooooo much!!
by Da.Greek.Goddess February 4, 2022
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Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light
by Bdr85 July 2, 2020
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