John

A fatty ass guy who has a crush on Hannah L

John le is hannaj's boyfriend

by barocaro January 14, 2020

John

Gay cunt, usually likes sucking ass

Guy: Hey Gay Cunt
John: Stfu i'm telling mum

by John'sFriend August 6, 2018

John

Fucking shit

John is a fucking shit

by Jdjdjdjjdjdj June 17, 2020

John

Amazing guy strong he may be short bit he is hot. He is the most buetiful person to walk the earth once he finds a girl named victoria and or vik they wont talk bit the very next time u see them together dont try and pull anything. Impossible to break em up. Once they start hitting sexually the relashonship will blossom.

John's amazing.

by Hduduso November 28, 2016

John

Murdering people under the influence of alcohol

Omg she did a John last night!

by Leeesalou May 31, 2020

John

Another word for a penis

"Damn, that John was good last night

by ilovecookie5432 February 7, 2018

John

John has a 17 inch dick that likes to have sex with all the women at a party. He also has broen hair is tall and has a six pack.

That dude is such a john.

by Ddppaof February 14, 2019