John 

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.

Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"

John by anonymous June 7, 2018

John 

Someone who plays blade and soul and normally is a whale.
Throws money easily.

Look at him....he is such a John

John by narwei July 27, 2018

John 

A man who fails at keeping his word. A man who plays piano and sings songs to entertain himself even if he knows that his voice sounds like a dieing rat in a sewage screaming for help like in ratatoullie. Forgive me for mispelling that. That movie was one of my favorite movies but, johns voice had to ruin it. Hes a brown skin, beady eye, afro hair, rat teeth, small dick, no good looking abomimation that needs to throw himself back from whince it came!

You look like a john. Get away from me

John by Bombvoyage August 16, 2018

John 

A handsome mother fucker

That guy is a fucking john

John by HAKTDOG September 16, 2018

John 

And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too

Omg stop you’re being such a john

John by lanna September 16, 2018

John 

I very very silly wabit

No John silly wabit!

John by Kckckckd347 October 26, 2018

John 

A Tall, Handsome, awkward young man who has brown hair and the most beautiful brown eyes to match their gorgeous smile. John is very kind and respectful and an all around cool dude.

P1: Hey did you see John today?
P2: yeah he told me I looked nice today

John by Shistersnapped December 19, 2018