JANUARY 23

If you were born on this day then you are extremely the best. January 23 was the day the realest ppl ever were born!if your have a best friend,girlfriend, or boyfriend

keep them because they will always be there.

boy:hey
girl:hey
boy:when’s your birthday

girl: january 23
3 years later
girl:hey

boy:hey i thought you go and talk about me like the rest
girl:well im not like the rest once i here im here for life

by uHtOtAlyNoTaDeCeMbErBaBy November 10, 2019

January 30

The day I made a mistake of asking for a baby sister

On January 30th the demon known as my sister was born.

by Senpai~~ November 3, 2019

January 26th

If u r born on this day u r the best boyfriend ever and u looking fucking amazing and banging and ur absolute boyfriend goals as well as an all together amazing person. You make ur girlfriend very happy and she loves u soo much and ur eyes and voice r dreamy.

If u ever meet someone or date someone on this day then ur the luckiest person in the world and u should keep them forever especially cause of their great pickup lines.

Girl 1"i wish my boyfriend was this good"
Girl2"well he's not born on January 26th sooo"

by My boyfriend is goals October 15, 2019

January 28

People born on this day are insecure of their voice and overall appearance they try everything to hide their true identity

Person 1: Bobby is insecure of his voice because he born on January 28
Person 2: Really ? When i heard him talk and asked him about it he told me i was just hallucinating

by insecureaquarius December 24, 2019

January 21

January 21st is the day that you give your boyfriend a scrunchie

Boy:it’s January 21st
Girl: you know what that mean
Boy:Gimme day scrunchie

by LUE KEMIA January 20, 2020

NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.

Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.

by MonthMaker January 2, 2019

January 14

National ask your crush out day and they have to say yes

You: Hey you know what today is ?
Your crush: Yea, it’s January 14.
You: Well yea but no, it’s National ask your crush out day !
Your crush: Oh really now I didn’t know that.
You: Yea but since that is today I have to ask u something...
Your crush: Yea what is it ??
You: Will you go out with me?
Your crush: No sorry
You: but it says you have to say yes ..
Your crush: Ok fine. Your lucky I kinda like you back. 😏

by January 14 November 15, 2020