Out Jacking Off

A different way of saying you don't have jack shit to do and are out screwing around.

Girlfriend: Where were you?
Boy friend: Out jacking off

by This guy is not that guy May 2, 2011

Corn Jacking

While at the movies with my boyfriend and my bucket of popcorn with a hole in it the center ....I corn jack him.

masterbation,Corn jacking, jerk off, girl friend help, hand job

by akredhead February 17, 2012

Jackinho

A guy who thinks putting 'inho' on the end of his name is cool. In reality, it isn't. Jackinho is someone who isn't very popular and doesn't have any friends and really struggles to adapt to the realities of society and is often friendzoned by girls who are convinced he is gay. This is a guy would often write very poor poems about his emotions just to gain some form of attention from people he doesn't know. He is very much life's own perfect loser.

Brooks: 'Do you know that Jack kid?''

Akers: 'Jackinho, the poem writing loser. Yeah I know of him, everyone thinks he's a muppet'

by alanobviously July 6, 2014

double jacking

When you accidentally plug two banana plugs into the same hole. Other wise known as the mating ritual of the consenting adult banana jack.

Kirt was double jacking it this morning and messed up his equipment!

by Clive&Cleetus May 25, 2007

musci jacking

To enter a friends myspace just to listen to their amazing playlist of music or videos.

Dude, quit musci jacking off my myspace, i dont put that music there for ur entertainment!

by Ray Mac March 10, 2008

Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013

Jaw-jackin'

1.) The act of giving a bj, usually preformed during class when the substitute teacher is not looking.

2.) An obnoxious amount of talking.

3.) Talking in class while giving head.

"Stop your jaw-jackin', it's time to take this vocab quiz."

by mdcrfreak March 20, 2009