Impostorphe

The apostrophe serves to show possession or to create a contraction. When the apostrophe is in a contraction, it is replacing one or more letters (e.g., "cannot"->"can't"... the apostrophe replaces the letters "no").

Since an apostrophe isn't those letters, it is an impostor.

Therefore, when the apostrophe is used in a contraction, it is called an "impostorphe."

Them -> 'em (' replaces "th") as in "Let's get 'em!"

The impostorphe is the subsitute or "impostor" for the letters it replaces.

by Xenoglott May 16, 2010

Mission Impossible Teabag

The Mission Impossible Teabag is an extension of the practical joke to Teabag someone: To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter. To be a Mission Impossible Teabag one must be suspended in the air above the victim. The star position works well, but if required, a tuck and ball position may be used if mates are used to support your body over the victim.

Jess was wondering what the new pulley system and rock climbing rope/harness attached to the ceiling was for, but she later found out when she saw the pictures posted all over the internet at 4chan.com under this weeks Mission Impossible Teabag

Mel was so tired from work she didn't even make it to bed and just crashed out on the couch. So as boys do, with trusty friends there to hold his arms, Geoff was lowered over to do the deed and performed another successful Mission Impossible Teabag

by AJ_Phlare October 8, 2010

imposing

When you invite others to a gathering via group chat thus making it harder on the host to refuse

Imposing this on the group chat. I'm sure it's cool if y'all come!

by Siemprefresco August 13, 2016

Imported Cars

Hungry, eat your imported car.
Thanks for putting alot of your country men outta a job.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Impostor

The killer in Among Us. Also sabotages different rooms and goes inside vents. Impostors try to kill crewmates and blame them. Impostors are very sus. Also this is the correct way of spelling this word. Not Imposter, impostor.

Blue: Red was the impostor!
Red: Liar! It was blue.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 October 17, 2021

impossible shapes

shapes that cannot be displayed i a three dimensional space (such as your room), they must be played on vinyl.

No, I did not catch the Simpsons tonight, i went to see the impossible shapes. DUHHHH!

by tham nahem September 15, 2003

impotence struggler

An individual having erectile dysfunction performing non-consensual intercourse exciting himself by practising oral or anal sex, masturbation or mutual masturbation in order to recover his sexual defectiveness.

Once super lover has turned into an impotence struggler.

by censor1 October 16, 2010