Skip to main content

The Irishman

The act of shoving a potato up your partners ass during sex.
“Dude, last night I pulled the Irishman on my girl when she wasn’t looking!”
“Yo no way dude! How far did it go up?”
by Zhanorz July 19, 2022
mugGet the The Irishman mug.

National IrishMick Hate day

July 29th is the day soley designated to hating, disrespecting and insulting Urban Dictionary user "IrishMick" primarily for his awful take on the definition of "MDR" to mean "Munson Dry Rub" a perverted and unseemly sexual act, rather than the obvious definition Mort de rire meaning "Death via Laughing".
Oh remember no school on Monday the 29th

Why?

It's National IrishMick Hate day ofc

Oh yeah fuck that guy
mugGet the National IrishMick Hate day mug.

Scot-Irish Agreement

The agreement between a Scottish person and an Irish person that, to avoid a drunken bar fight, neither shall speak or interact beyond greetings and farewells.
This can be sidestepped under rare circumstances, or depending on the levels of intoxication.
Aye, Lance, Ye cannae talk to that boy o'er there.
Why not Pa?
It's the Scot-Irish Agreement, you'd not fancy a bottle gettin' smashed upside y'er head aye?
by SirTuxedoBirdHattington October 23, 2022
mugGet the Scot-Irish Agreement mug.

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.
If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
by higmaster flash April 27, 2023
mugGet the Paper irish mug.

irish

A race of people who have come under attack by the ignorance of people (mainly living in America) who believe that due to their partial lineage back to the people of Ireland, are somehow "Irish", even though they have never even been to ireland. It is beleived widely to be a form of embarrasment or a way to escape the uninteresting and often boreing fact that these people are card holding americans whos mothers and fathers were born here as were they, and therefore have none of the crudentials that would validate and irish citizenship.

Ireland is also known to those who have lived there for its kick ass Fish and Chips and pride in Thick, rich, day-fresh guinness.
Jane Callahan: Hey did you know my great grandmother was irish so im a total 'Mic! LOL! Plus i have freckles which *EVERYBODYS got "over there"!*!!!1!11 el oh el!

John Doe: I feel bad for *Ireland*
by dashdanw August 24, 2006
mugGet the irish mug.

Fighting Irish

A legendary player in the game Regnum-Online, both for his skill and the fact that no matter what is asked his standard answer is "I can't be arsed"
In a sense Fighting Irish is both used as a derogatory name AND as a positive label of empowerment.
Hey dude, can you help me?
- I can't be arsed
Quit being Fighting Irish.

Wow, did you see that guy kill 5 players in a row?
- Yeah, that's Fighting Irish
by Eolevan January 26, 2010
mugGet the Fighting Irish mug.

Irish knife

(n.) The predictably jagged top half of a recently broken glass bottle held at the neck by the wielder.
Mickey called Paddy's sister a whore from Revere so Lenny grabbed a bottle of Jameson; made an 'Irish knife' on the bar; and held it under Mickey's nose and made him apologize. Then they all made their peace and went out to beat up some smart kids from Harvard.
by Pauly M October 31, 2006
mugGet the Irish knife mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email