The Human Race

An infestation.

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.

by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

the human condition

That we as humans are aware of our own mortality.

Struggling with death anxiety is just part of the human condition.

by dj alfa September 13, 2007

human bra

When a male is skined and made into a bra for a wench he loves.

Just kidding.

Er, it is when a guy supports a females breasts. Of course, more groping occurs than support...

"He's my man bitch AND my human bra!"

by Astrakhan April 6, 2003

human dignity

the value and worth that we share because God created us in his image and likeness

person1: i'm not worthy
person2: we are all worthy because we all have human dignity

by idk what to put June 1, 2016

Human mop

A person whose desire for intercourse is so great that it outweighs rationality. Allowing them to disregard physical and mental beauty, and overlook social taboos most people would shy away from, including but not limited to intercourse with overweight girls, red heads, thressomes with two cousins, and girls who are on their period.

Person 1: That fool Jacob told me he was still attempting to get at some girl even after she had admitted to shitting in her pad while taking the SAT's.

Person 2:Typical. That's why we call him the human mop.

by Who fucking cares11 April 29, 2011

Stonerifous Humanous

Stonerifous Humanous is a species that is very closely related to the homo sapiens. The species can also be called SFH for short. SFH smoke a substance called marijuana as much as possible. They are very happy most of the time. All they need is their marijuana, munchies (food), something to drink and music. Their favorite type of music is often calming music. They are most commonly found listening to Sublime. This species is very unique and is still undergoing study.

Stonerifous Humanous is a cool species.

by Jesse [At Least 90] May 30, 2007

Humanitis Plurificus

The Idea that the Earth is merely a cell in a much larger body, and that humans are the parts of a potentially deadly virus that has infected the Earth cell. The main belief in this Ideology is that the true human purpose is to breed and the destroy the Earth. This belief is mainly based upon the fact that the only other subject that goes into an area, bleeds it of its resources, multiplies and leaves, are, in fact, viruses. It is believed that space travel is simply the carrier that will aid us in escaping the planet one we render it perfectly resources-less and useless. All diseases that effect Humans and actually just Immune responses of this highly advanced being that we are planted within. All other animals are other parasites that are not deadly, like those found in a human body. It is believed that we are right about most things we have decided are fact, but that the explanation for why they happened are flawed as are many of the details. For one the big bang theory is correct, however their was matter before it happened, just not a body (AKA the universe). In fact the big bang was just the collision of a sperm and egg that quickly formed the body that we now call the universe. Also, the universe is in fact expanding, and can be explained almost to simply. The body is still growing. It is believed that those who recycle and have other habits to "save the planet" are defective viruses that go against what its original purpose was, to destroy the cell. It is believed that the cell will be depleted of its resources in an epic battle between the viruses that know their purpose and the defective viruses, in which only two will survive, which will pilot a space craft onto another cell, most likely Mars, and begin breeding, thus starting the cycle all over again.

Have you heard of Humanitis Plurificus? Its got way more proof than Religion man!!

by Poopy Vaj Face Nut Lick Mcgraw March 4, 2009