homeless man

The man who begs for money on the streets then grabs your arm and asks if you have a boyfriend; a song that me and my friend made. Let me demonstrate
🎵Saminimina, eyey🎵
🎵Im a homeless mannnn"
🎵Saminamina san guela🎵
🎵I know, ahh ahh🎵

*me and my friend walking on the street to get ice cream*
*sees homeless man*
*walks past*
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmredrftr5e6dtfyr6tdesdtcfgvhuyt6r5e4wsrdxfcgfvhijkl
Friend: what was that for???
Me: idrk

by school_chromebook_user November 21, 2025

the homeless joe

Verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash.

Fuck me dude im gonna have to do the homeless joe to pay for prom.

by Homeless Joe 69 January 22, 2009

Mobile Homeless

Someone who lives in a car.

I live in 72 stationwagon behind walmat this week . That makes me Mobile Homeless.

by West21 October 6, 2012

San Hopeless

San Hopeless is another term for San Jose California. if you are a born and raised Land Shark you understand why the term fits.

I'm from san hopeless

by LAND SHARK LAZLO September 27, 2017

bougie homeless

When you're homeless with benefits (i.e., not sleeping in your car under a bridge, access to a hot shower, free meals, with no care or bills in life)

"No I don't need change, thank you. Im bougie homeless not regular homeless .... I make it look good tho, right?"

by DeseCakes420 July 10, 2018

The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020