The press reported this week that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were Holding Hands in an IHOP. Really Bieber...Really?
by Baldoni Bomber January 6, 2011

When a lesbian wraps her legs around your head then wraps her pussy lips around your neck and tightening the grasp with every struggling movement.
Guy1:BRO WTF HAPPENED TO YOU!!
Guy2:I hit on some girls chick and she put me in a Lesbian Choke Hold
Guy2:I hit on some girls chick and she put me in a Lesbian Choke Hold
by Scoopskun December 9, 2020

by N_t2468wdwa June 7, 2023

by Hogg14 November 27, 2016

The act of taking a large constipated shit, right at the peak of passing the shit, the sphincter pauses mid shit, hence "choker"
Jason was taking his morning dump when suddenly he realised his sphincter was distracted by an unwanted Venezuelan Choker Hold!
by MayflyLane August 23, 2016

This is Bahamian terminology. This means to take time & catch your senses because whatever you doing... somebody about to put they hands on you.
by Bahamian. April 6, 2019

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.
by Schooldick September 21, 2017
