by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022

An eclectic kaleidoscope of unconditional love. A friend to anyone in need. Heather is the one you call upon to take a drive with,and remind you of all things beautiful and magical. Honest and loyal;almost to fault. Unicorn and Baby whispered.If she calls you friend;you are a rare and beautiful gift to this world,and she will ensure you know this as often as needed.
I got up today,and said I'm gonna do things the Heather Cronin way;and went to court with Beth. I stood up at the podium and advocated for her character to the Judge. Turned the whole case in her favor!
by KK'sThroatbabyMomma October 4, 2021

Lol Heather M's boyfriend, brad just lost to BBC tyrone
TTC: Oh a new egirl just hoined hopefully shes the new heather
TTC: Oh a new egirl just hoined hopefully shes the new heather
by Chaos Films February 25, 2021

Girl 1: AWWW Miss heather smith has to leave I wish she was our teacher
Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!
Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!
by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows November 4, 2020

A Heather is a name for a stereotype, such as Betty, Karen, Kyle, Regina, Stacey, Chad and so forth. If you were to put these stereotypes on a map, a Heather would be right next to Stacey and Regina. For further understanding of a Heather see the movie Heathers. A Heather combines the bimbo quality of a Stacey with the cutthroat mean girl quality of a Regina. In fact, where Regina's most notably employ passive aggression, a Heather is much less subtle. If you meet a nice Heather, that is like finding a unicorn that shits 4 leaf clovers.
Aidan: Hey man her name is Donna, why did you call her a Heather?
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
by Bigchunnilingus May 5, 2021

by Cpowell1899 June 1, 2021

Why does my friend love that "Heather"?
by not_aro November 20, 2023
