murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.

bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.

by sailormanbananaton February 5, 2010

lifer head

A term to describe the state of mind resulting from what may be too many years of working closely with and empathizing with incarcerated lifers.

It was clear to me, after receiving my third write-up in less than a year, that I was suffering with an extreme case of lifer head.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021

boffin head

Somebody with an extremely large head. This can be used as abuse or as a joke.

Opposite: Pee wee head

Nick: Jeeze, i Cant see the screen
Emma: Its because his big BOFFIN HEAD is blocking the view!

by Bofifnhead1992 August 4, 2007

Cinderella head

When a girl is giving a blow job and she gets to the ball.

My chick was giving me road head as I drove over a speed bump and the next thing I knew she was giving me that Cinderella head.

by Oresmelt May 22, 2014

Measly Heads

The opposite of ode heads, When there is a small amount of people in a location.

Yo there's measly heads in here!

by B3llaa February 3, 2021

Head Lips

Lips that would obviously give great head by their size and shape.

Yeah, she totally has head lips.

by jem1402 May 24, 2011

Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 3, 2018