No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

having fun

another word for having a quick wank

mate ill phone ye back i'm just having fun real quick

by Thatonenonce June 10, 2019

Having the lesbian vampires

Having your period. Menstruation.

"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."

by Caterina. March 24, 2009

Having a jag

To jerk off or masturbate

i found little jimmy in the closet having a jag

by tunnledog October 3, 2016

having a go

To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")

...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

Hastings on Hudson

One of the nicest towns in Westchester County, home to everyone from blue collar workers to CEOs. Has an amazing public school system.

I got straight A's on my report card. Hastings on Hudson is such a nice town!

by HOHnative December 9, 2008

Having a jod

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually

"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"

by themadbutcher June 9, 2009