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If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".
"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."
by asdahetha December 22, 2022
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burp with a handle

When you throw up a little bit in your mouth when you burp.
“Ew I just had a burp with a handle
by jemilyhook January 1, 2024
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pineapple handle

A large ponytail on top of the head, looking remarkably like a the top of a pineapple. Considered to look 'handle like' for oral sex.
by anonymous323232 September 25, 2012
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Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.
“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
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Retard Handle

The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.
I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018
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lip handles

How Jess entices men round to her house for sexual pleasure.
Hi Carl come round tonight to see my lip handles
by Beau78 September 25, 2018
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