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Handle snatcher

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.
The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
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On Shipping and Handling

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.
Hey man, you got your pen on you?”

“Ya but I gotta warn you, it’s on shipping and handling.”
by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025
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sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.
by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018
mugGet the sucking the old pan handlemug.

handled JuraSicko

Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)

He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.

(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
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saddle handle

"Why do you have a saddle handle?"
"So my girl has something to hold on to while she pegs me."
by Big12pro November 6, 2021
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Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
by Titanthetainttickler March 9, 2019
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