hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy January 01, 2014
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Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off
by JHigity December 06, 2019
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Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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NyQuil Hammered

A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.
That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.
by meow!456 October 04, 2011
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Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.
"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"
by Kmeelain September 14, 2009
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The Bammer Hammer

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
by Lavabite October 26, 2020
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hammer longballo

some player✌️
Hammer Longballo is some player✌️
by realhammerlongballo December 01, 2020
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