Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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Get the Hammer-cracker mug.The act of a male hitting his bell piece against the woman's vagina entry or clitoris. This normally takes place when the female is on her period when she doesn't want your package inside her but just wants a good lolly hammer sesh.
"She was on her period so we just lolly hammered instead."
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by bitchtitsMT December 28, 2013
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"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
by Lavabite October 26, 2020
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Get the horse hammer mug.1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.
2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.
The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.
The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy December 31, 2013
Get the hammer jacker mug.We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.
She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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