Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.

Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!

by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021

Rats hammers

This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.

e.g instead of "oh my god!"

"Chris just won £10000"
" Rats hammers! how he do it?"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Hammer arm

When a male masturbates with one arm more than the other causing it to be muscularly bigger than the other one.

Guy 1: "Yo whys your one arm so big son?"
Guy 2: "Ahh i got Hammer arm, i jackoff with my dominate arm more then the other one so it's just uneven."

Guy 2: "Sounds like you needa switch it up a bit man."

by killerseemroe January 7, 2012

NyQuil Hammered

A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.

That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.

by meow!456 October 3, 2011

Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

soviet hammer

A Russian with a big ass dick

Soviet hammer here for the party

by Ghjxdhm August 13, 2017

Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved

This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off

by JHigity December 5, 2019