Hag

A sexy, sarcastic older woman who doesn’t give a fuck. Often a gay icon or someone who is active in the gay community.

Seen as a role model for many who (despite their age) dresses however they like, says whatever they like, and parties- looking gorgeous while they do it.

Joan rivers is such a hag!

Did you meet that woman in the smoking area? Iconic. What a hag.

by Joan Collins June 21, 2021

Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!

Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!

by TashioTom the organic Tampon April 7, 2016

fag hag

a straight person that attracts gay people in a non sexual way

Sandra has all gay friends, she must be a fag hag.

by snortint May 24, 2018

Dance hag

A woman who has a tireless appetite for dancing and is not only very good at it but is also much fun to be around.

Subject may also be described as being just like 'one of the boys'. A term of endearment.

Off to the pub later, I think Amy is going to tag along, she is a real dance hag.

by scampi0001 May 16, 2013

HAGS

HerpesAidsGonorrheaSyphilis

I asked her if it was a problem I had HAGS, coz one of them isn't forever.

by Gartholemew September 26, 2017

Hag

some fat bitch who has exceptionally low mental standards whos house smells like shit and has the fashion sense of my 80-year-old grandma who lives on a farm

what a fat hag

by #Cando September 2, 2020