A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.
Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016
Get the goon hagmug. short for "haggard" - that really shitty feeling when it hits about mid-day after a long night of drinking and/or other shenanigans with minimal sleep. it's that tired hangover feeling sets in where you don't feel human and just want to crawl in bed but have to suffer through another 6 hours of work.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
even though you showered you still feel dirty, not just physically but also emotionally because you somehow also blacked out part of the night. you want to nap but can't. all you want to do is crawl your hungover ass back to bed and swear that you won't go out again tonight.
Adrian - "Ugh. I'm so tired today - I shouldn't have had all of that beer last night. I feel so hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
Leigh - "Same. I was literally picking up my phone to text my friend. My thumbs are hags. Texting hurts. Fucking hags."
by adlm November 8, 2017
Get the hagsmug. A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.
by not samantha. May 11, 2016
Get the hag gladicemug. by Izy the Queer Girl December 18, 2011
Get the hag gagglemug. Emma: Ben's mum is a rat hag
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male
Tom: yes.
Euan: As she is of course the black haired, diseased, impoverished mother of a blonde male
by 4Faded20 May 20, 2021
Get the Rat Hagmug. 
Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.
She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
Elysia: *sigh*
Adam: ...What's wrong?
Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.
Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.
Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.
Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）
Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)
Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!
Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)
Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)
Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
Adam: ...What's wrong?
Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.
Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.
Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.
Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）
Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)
Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!
Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)
Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)
Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023
Get the Tasteful Hagmug.