Formal noun;
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
Get the Heathermug. by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022
Get the Heathermug. A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)
by Iminlovewithmyfriendshotmom December 20, 2021
Get the Heathermug. by i like yakos May 5, 2023
Get the Heathermug. Heather:hey can i have a toy for a week
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!
me: sure!
*after a month*
me:where is my toy?
Heather:i dont wanna give you it!
by anonymous September 14, 2021
Get the Heathermug. by Reverend-Jim/CT September 19, 2022
Get the Heathermug. “i wish i were heather”
someone who most of us used to be, you want to be her because she’s perfect (what you think is perfect” but you don’t like her in anyway
someone who most of us used to be, you want to be her because she’s perfect (what you think is perfect” but you don’t like her in anyway
by Livimira August 24, 2020
Get the Heathermug.