Two Grips

A grip is: n. a phrase used to express quantity; a large amount of something.

Two grips would be way more than one grip: an extremely large amount (approx. equivalent to a metric fuckton) often used as an exaggeration for alot of stuff

"Man this mac n cheese is so cheesy! You got all kinds a cheese up in this bitch!"

"Its because I put two grips of cheese in it!"

"Two grips of weed is a shitload more than one grip!"

by synaesthetic May 20, 2010

philly grip

The burrito grip style that involves using a single hand to hold said burrito from the bottom. Closely related to the Cancun style grip

My mate Dangerous Dave only ever eats using the Philly grip. It's boss

by West side cereal killer January 4, 2016

whiskey grip

When you drink to the point of your hands losing their grip.

Sorry I ruined your rug with my whiskey grip!

by whiskeygripper July 5, 2017

loose grip

When giving a lazy handjob and the grip is laxidazical

She was giving me the laziest handjob with that loose grip

by The tarantula November 30, 2016

dick grip

When you want to be with someone just for sex

“Damn, Dianne has a dick grip on me.. 🤤”

by Daemonator April 26, 2019

squirrel gripping

The act of holding tightly ones nuts, usually for a long duration. Primarily associated with occurring during masturbation.

"Bob couldn't hold a hammer today after a long night of squirrel gripping."

by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012

Gorilla Grip

n. An adult who is unaware of their physical strength and subsequently breaks everything they touch.

You broke yet another glass Gorilla Grip!

Do not touch my things with your Gorilla Grip!

Don't let Gorilla Grip have it or it will be shattered in minutes.

by MorticiaKell October 27, 2010