gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006

Cut the grass

(v.) The act of cutting back your circle to remove snakes

Ex 1. "Damn homie snitched up on me, guess I gotta cut the grass"

Ex 2. "They say snakes in the grass so imma cut this shit (flocka)

All these girls want is cash so I can't trust a bitch (No)"

by Mr. Snufalufacus October 27, 2020

Grundle grass

The thick, flowing locks of hair that dominate the anal region.

Dude I had to take such a fat shit, but unfortunately, my load got stuck in my grundle grass.

by The Grundle master October 25, 2005

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

meme grass

Ganja, marijuana, cannabis, maraweenies, weed etc.

"Yo wanna get some meme grass Conor?"
"I'm down."

by Memelord Cooper July 6, 2016

Goofy grass

Grass that is goofy, the weed. This street-name for the commonly consumed marijuana is only used by the coolest of the cool.

Me and that kind of ugly girl, Suki, are going to get some goofy grass and then hotbox the McDonald's disabled toilet.

by kingobling November 27, 2017

Pushing grass

Selling weed

I heard John’s pushing grass to get money

by bigboss47 March 1, 2023