Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.

She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female

by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010

goon kick

a cheap exploit used to refer to a wide reciever playing kicker on the ncaa football series.Ofter before this kick the player will shout the goon is back for a warnig that there about to goon kick you. made famous by adi cards

hey jim why does it look like hes trying to goon kick me.player in background shouts the goon is back" oh shit" says jim.

by shiskobob September 29, 2012

dastardly goon

an individual who is truly a wicked wrongdoer. They are widely regarded as an embodiment of sinisterness and evil.

ibo’s dastardly goons jumped and severely injured a sneak disser.

by ibohammed eshak October 21, 2021

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

goons fall

What happens when you misspell “gonna fall” and a group chat full of bored college students decides to poke fun at it. Only true goons fall ask if there’s class this week.

“I ain’t goons fall!”

“I am not a ‘goons fall’ either, Marty.”

by Trapman39 May 12, 2020

Goon Neck

A large crewneck used for robbing someone.

"Ay Blood That Nigga Ran Up On Me With A Goon Neck Real Talk"

by Stocktown's Finest November 5, 2011

Violent goon

Block 6 said this in the latest plugged in with fumez the engineer

This sentence means these goons are not shotters however they are killers and aggressive

Quinton: Tabitha will get some violent goons onto me
Joseph:that’s peak you have yo ask him to bless it

by I'm not a badman I'm a badboy September 9, 2020