Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 08, 2020
by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025
stuff that comes out of a peen
by goober butter creater April 26, 2021
by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022
referring to a person, typically a character, that the person using the word likes the person/ character they are referring to.
by your local nuke dealer November 22, 2023
Used to describe a disgusting, revolting person who thinks they're "silly" or "quirky." Anyone who uses the term 'silly goober' unironically is a gremlin from the depths of hell who just so happened to return back to earth.
"haha im such a silly goober :3"
-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."
-"Dive into a dumpster fire PLEASEEEEEEEEE"
-"SHUT UPPPPPPPP"
-"You're literally 50 years old."
by AbnormalAlpaca June 01, 2024
by Iluvshimazaki January 20, 2024