When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!
Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
by Miritsu May 03, 2024
He admitted that he hit the glove last night
by Richnyung124 September 04, 2015
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by MikeHancho07 July 12, 2022
The act of soaking a tampon in alcohol, then inserting it into your anus. It goes into your blood stream quickly.
Gus- Yea dude lets go make some buzz gloves!!
John- Bro i have to drive tonight
Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!
John- Sweet lets do this!!
John- Bro i have to drive tonight
Gus- It doesent matter the cops wont smell it on your breath!!
John- Sweet lets do this!!
by Tblumps January 04, 2011
FIRST MAN: "Dam! Smells like a cunt, that does!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"
by Cleanboi December 12, 2013