Wedding Glove

When you jizz the in the sleeve of someones jacket sleeve. When the person puts there arm in the sleeve there hand is covered in white.

Teddy Bear why did you jizz in my sleeve? I got Wedding gloved.

by Teddy Beab February 21, 2011

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting

I gave your mom a sitting glove last night

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011

double glove

In medicine, a way of warning a fellow coworker that a patients bodily fluids are positive for a blood-borne disease.

Me: Hey Venesa, could you start an IV on my patient in room 5226?

Venesa: Sure!

Me: Make sure you double glove, he’s got The HIV.

by gazellien February 28, 2019

Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018

Golden Gloved

The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face

I got golden gloved last night and totally wasn’t expecting it!

by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019