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Minimum wage glaze 

The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.
I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.
A slimy booger that is dripping out someone's nose.
Andy has a glazer coming out his nose.
glazer by jjboy February 20, 2005
Someone who smokes up a lot and enjoys the taste of ham.
That glaze over there smokes up so much that her eyes never open.
glaze by ghost December 7, 2004

Glazervoir 

A inner "pocket" of glaze found inside donuts due to the air bubbles that form through the manufacturing process.
"Man, that donut was so great! That glazervoir was just the icing on the cake!"
Glazervoir by JimBob McGee September 10, 2013

Glaze Blade 

A term used to motivate a team during a game of overwatch!
Lets do this! “GLAZE BLADE”
Glaze Blade by Gerateful8 April 14, 2021

Glaze Factor

The amount of times a person is thought of as a fantasy subject by men masterbating per week.
GLAZE FACTOR = the number of men getting off X the amount of times they masterbate to the subject per day X 7 days
That is a very pretty polce officer, with the amount men she works with and the amount of men she sees in public weekly I bet that her glaze factor is well over 100
Glaze Factor by anonymous December 3, 2021